Ah finally one I can call my own. With all this talk of qualifications I was feeling quite left out. Hail John! I too am a genuis. I was born brilliant have spent my life getting smarter and am now the cleverest cookie in the whole fecking jar.
For example once my wife was trying drive the car into the garage, but the kids had the paddling pool in the way. Hey wife, I called move the pool, move the pool!!!! Unfortunately she didn't and she killed both our kids and ruined that pool, but if she'd listened to me it would neve have happened! And I’m just coming out with brilliant ideas like that all the time!
I’ve solved the mystery of the universe too. I’d tell you but it’s complicated and I’ll probably get banned from the forum out of sheer JEALOUSY if I talk about it. Oh and whoever says I’m not a phd is a liar too. I have a certificate purchased right here on the information superhighway which states clearly that I have a phd in nuclear physics and anyone who doesn’t believe me can check my homepage where I clearly state this.
But hell, by my fruits know me. I don’t need qualifications. I don’t even need to know how to write essays. Other lecturers don’t so why should I? Instead I’ll write half-assed quips tagged onto the end of someone else’s essay and just CALL it an essay. Hey I’m the academic here, everyone will just have to accept the quality of it. Blimey isn’t it great. Genuis, brilliance, such talent in this forum. And dynamic!! Oh it’s always changing and that’s so exciting. Such a joy to read it all. Even greater to participate. When can we have a face-to-face meeting. Oh when when when. I’d so love to share my talent with you all. We can get together and go latching. My what a brilliant idea. Who thought it up. Who who who???? We should form a group and worship him. Obviously another genuis like me. And John. And Anthony who’s a real live lecturer as well as a genuis. Has anybody missed that point? Well obviously you’re not reading my posts clearly gentlemen. I can’t be held accountable for that you know. Let’s make it
the special subject. I’ll vote to moderate. Anyone who doesn’t post a claim to being a genuis has to leave the group. You’re voted out first Roger. I haven’t seen your qualifications so obviously you HAVEN’T GOT ANY. What are you? A fecking sherpa? Well not as high minded at Bo and his buddies. I vote that we conduct an enquiry into who’s dynamic and who isn’t round here and boot out all the undynamic people. Particularly that guy who started the thread saying he can’t keep up with all the dynamic. You’re first up against the wall buddy. No dynamic, no talkie.
Well I’m off to Malibu so byesy bye and lets chat again when I get back. Ohh I can’t wait.
--- "John Beasley" <beasley@austarnet.com.au> wrote:
>Hi All,
>
>My local community newspaper had a set of puzzles in it last month, under
>the heading 'Do you have what it takes to be a genius'.
>
>Apparently, according to Mensa, if one solved 23 of the 33 puzzles that
>followed, one is confirmed as a genius. You will already suspect, probably
>with a little unhappiness if you are honest, that I solved 24 of these
>trivia over lunch.
>
>I do have a degree and a few diplomas, but in all modesty I must say that it
>is my undoubted status as a genius that I most treasure, and which I
>blushingly share with you'all.
>
>Oops, just bit my tongue.
>
>John B
>
>
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