HORSE GETS THE HORN TURNS INTO UNICORN, DISCOVERS
HE IS ONLY A FICTION IN SOMEONE ELSES REALITY AND
DISAPPEARS UP HIS OWN BOTTOM IN AN ENORMOUS PUFF
OF, ER..... SOMETHING QUITE PUNGENT AND RELAXING (AND
CONSIDERING THE SIZE OF HIS HORN YOU CAN'T IMAGINE THE
PAIN INVOLVED!)
On 23 May 99, at 21:21, RISKYBIZ9@aol.com wrote:
> ROGER REPLIES TO A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
> THAT "IT'S TIME FOR PLATYPI GIGGIN'"
>
> Hey Horse,
Who He?
> Sorry to break the news like this, but while you weren't watching, Rich and I
> decided you and Mr Unicorn are nothin but mental constructs. But I am an
> open minded kind of guy, so I will drop my customary prohibition and reply.
Thankee Kindly.
>
> Horse:
> It's the case that we are created by Quality - some combination of ...
<SNIP>
> Rog:
> I agree completely. Though I still am not sure of what "WE" are once we toss
> out the Cartesian Theatre and the Pirsigian Editor known by laypeople as
> consciousness. I don't know if you ever caught my write up on Free Will 14
> days ago, but Rich is right that Robert M. still has some platypi to catch.
> Who does the creating.....?
Creators obviously!! In an infinitely recursive loop how do you find the
beginning or the end? Is there such a thing? Is it relevant?
How the hell should I know - I'm just a bloody Unicorn and I don't
even exist - POOF!!!
> PS -- I got a speed ticket right before my Free will post, so I may have been
> subcosciously driven to write it as a defense for my transgressions....."It
> wasn't me Officer....My foot just went down all the way......"
So you didn't try and convince him he wasn't real then, and that gun
he was poking in your face was just a construct of an imagination -
hah!! I thought not! Wimp :)
> PSS -- Walter is still out there isn't he?
It's PPS and who's this Walter anyway? Never heard of him.
(Seriously, he's still out there lurking. Hi Walter!!)
UNICORN
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