Fintan,
I have been waiting for someone to bring up the subject of left
handedness. I have the word to bark on on this question.
It seems that when God was forming the universe he formed one planet with
his left hand and one with his right hand at the same time to save time. We
just happen to be one of the ones that was formed by the left hand and so
all of our organic molecules have a left handed twist. This left handed
preference can be verified by observing the penis of a boar hog. It is
formed like a corkscrew with a spiral to the left. The way to verify the
validity of this proposition is to observe the penis's of boar hogs on a
planet formed by Gods right hand. It will be found that they all have a
spiral to the right. Glad to be of assistance. Let me know if there is
anything else I can help with. Ken Clark
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